elizabitchtaylor: Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
HAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
APPARENTLY ON MY SCHOOL WEBSITE THERE’S A EQUATION HELPER THAT LITERALLY ANSWERS ALL OF THE QUESTIONS FOR YOU I WIN THIS YEAR EVERYONE GO HOME
rainbowsparklekittens: oldmanyellsatcloud: yencid: Only Weather report you will ever have to watch. no seriously watch it. All in one take. i love how casually he says “godzilla”
KURIGERE ZIMEU: i'm starting to scare myself
KURIGERE ZIMEU: i just saw a knife on the counter and it's as if my conscience just spoke out loud as i quietly repeated "PUT IT AWAY PUT IT AWAY" as i dropped it in the sink
KURIGERE ZIMEU: i hate knives.
Rezarious: lll be sure to dress up as Jack Noir and give you a pumkin birthday cake
Rezarious: with a card inside that say YOURE WELCME
Rezarious: and inside
Rezarious: its filled
Rezarious: with knives
KURIGERE ZIMEU: rezarious seriously
KURIGERE ZIMEU: when i'm around them i'm filled with nothing BUT THE URGE TO HURT MYSELF.
KURIGERE ZIMEU: so please.
Rezarious: ok 3:
KURIGERE ZIMEU: do not ever do that.
Me: hello is anyone there
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
seapantsu: there is nothing more frustrating in this world than water levels in video games what are you talking abouT WATER LEVELS ARE THE FUCKING GREATEST IN EVERY VIDEO GAME SWIMMING IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST
ramwife: methylbenzene: chandeluresinitaly: sheeples: Me at camp Me 24/7 nichijou is the best slice of life all others can go home omg me
its my headcanon and i'll scream and cry if i want...
zeborah: #superlongcomiclmao don’t you look at me like that i already feel duMB FOR UPLOADING THIS i hope you can read my messy writing
stabsinthe: ganderbulbs: ok question if you could pee your favorite beverage would you drink it. this is an important question
narcissistmanifesto: shelpee: i never know who im “”“supposed”“” to follow omg your heart
Fubar: Goodnight dear.
Fubar: = < =
crimsongales: ' u
crimsongales: ' u < (\
Fubar: There we go.
Fubar: Good as new.
crimsongales: u v u
notfunimation: i hate this artist so much im gonna commission u to draw a ship u hate
21stsextury: in truly successful relationships no one wears the pants
rezarious asked: fuk u crimsn
Anonymous asked: im gong 2 piss n ur beer *wonk*
crimsongales: kenza plans on getting tesh back someday
crimsongales: being his diabolical little demon self in the basement
crimsongales: developing something tesh will never see coming
Mr. Pad is typing...
Mr. Pad: "im going to piss in her beer"
crimsongales: HAHAHA FUCK
innuendont: merry half christmas everyone!!!! may your buttholes remain totally tight this year *:･ﾟ✧ヽ(✿◕ ◡ ◕✿)ノ*:･ﾟ✧
hopelikehell: thatisnotmyjobbro: Basically the...
gamzeescodpiece: The year is 2053. The fast food overlords have not only taken over the world, they are now restricting your freedom, telling you what you want to eat, no matter how much you cry out that you are hongry, no matter how much you plead for them to give you your precious french frays, they will hand you the chicken, and you are forced to eat it. In this cruel, twisted reality, one...
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw...
callow-maturity: ask-marceline-vampire-queen: askpinkiepieandderpyhooves: askj10: para-d-lell: archerinthesky: shieldagentmorgan: adoptedjamesbarton: pre-agentxelaofshield: loragoddessofmystery: hel-underworldgoddess: kuklopszmalac: katebeckettsboobs: ;A; IC: OOC: Either way, I’m still sad. If you don’t reblog this then…… I don’t even know…. ...
Anonymous asked: teshy weshy meneshy-kins (im going to call you that during sex)
Reblog if you want a nickname in your ask.
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