Tesh's Tavern of Tomfoolery

bolto: IM STILL NOT OVER THIS STUPID COCKATIEL AND IT’S LACK OF...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:06:57 -0400

bolto:

IM STILL NOT OVER THIS STUPID COCKATIEL AND IT’S LACK OF A COMB

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:45:32 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:35:41 -0400

ouchmouse: roblox

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:04:17 -0400

ouchmouse:

roblox

rickz0r: aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:04:08 -0400

rickz0r:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

awastrelmescalined: princelypaws: did someone say cute young boys getting manhandled/and or beaten...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:48:36 -0400

awastrelmescalined:

princelypaws:

did someone say cute young boys getting manhandled/and or beaten up by people/creatures much larger and stronger than them

#hello friends i am Here

drarna: the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:46:31 -0400

drarna:

the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”

egberts: cat3277: egberts: how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website theres only...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:45:52 -0400

egberts:

cat3277:

egberts:

how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website

theres only 24 hours in one day

alangardina: rex-power-colt: zanmelontou: spookysviel: dangit...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 20:45:02 -0400

alangardina:

rex-power-colt:

zanmelontou:

spookysviel:

dangit

See You Propane Cowboy.

Dang it, Bobby, you’re gonna carry that weight

Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinybird!

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:49:15 -0400

sheepel: ELLI PEREZ AKA TUMBLR USER OUCHMOUSE MORE LIKECUTIE AKA CUTIE ^^^

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:36:35 -0400

sheepel:

ELLI PEREZ AKA TUMBLR USER OUCHMOUSE MORE LIKE
CUTIE AKA CUTIE

^^^

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:05:29 -0400

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:47:12 -0400

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

edsdick: kawaiierection: its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:45:23 -0400

edsdick:

kawaiierection:

its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it

this text post hit me like a train

jaredsasquatch: I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:34:15 -0400

jaredsasquatch:

I’M LAUGHING SO INCREDIBLY HARD BECAUSE THIS IS EVERY ONE’S REACTION ON HERE WHEN GETTING COMPLIMENTED.

babyferaligator: oomshi: is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing no its called...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:16:34 -0400

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

no its called highjacking

no it’s called weed whacking

themaskedman: pureorangeness: annissedesigns: cosplay-paradise...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:10:51 -0400

themaskedman:

pureorangeness:

annissedesigns:

cosplay-paradise:

I actually think this is hot, but still…
cosplayparadise.net

Yes. This is Duela Dent and she did a damn good job on this costume if you would know the character. Who’s the moron that started this nonsense post?

“trying too hard” for fucking what? who’s the goddamn COSPLAY police or the jury that grades all the cosplays? I am putting aside that whoever made this meme post fails so hard because they (I assume it’s a he, call it a hunch) don’t even know the actual character that took place in publications, but let’s say she really was a steampunk genderswap Joker with a Willy Wonka hat…

Her outfit looks marvelous, and she looks beautiful, and the crafting is amazing and masterful, colors are so well done, and I don’t think the OP would be capable of crafting themselves ANY cosplay attire that does not consist of paper towel role tubes and watercolor painted cardboard boxes.

“Trying too hard” fuck you. You are trying too fucking hard to insult people better than you are.

So in case the creator of this Image Macro still hasn’t realized how wrong they were, this is Ame-Comi Duela Dent:

She’s fucking spot on.

chekovvv: i want someone to cuddle me (◡‿◡✿) i want someone to kiss me (◡‿◡✿) i want someone to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:06:55 -0400

chekovvv:

i want someone to cuddle me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to kiss me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to roughly shove me up against the wall and make out with me until my head spins (◡‿◡✿)

jenovasilver: 420puffsforpresident: kris003: yungracuntxel: 4...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:42:43 -0400

jenovasilver:

420puffsforpresident:

kris003:

yungracuntxel:

420puffsforpresident:

One of you made Kim Kardashian cry

“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community

the interwebs won!!!!

Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.

^THIS

cnnbreaking: when ur mom come home and make hte PIGS BLOOOD

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:37:13 -0400

cnnbreaking:

when ur mom come home and make hte PIGS BLOOOD